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23-Jul-2017 15:54

Let these funny Dating Quotes from my large collection of funny quotes about life add a little humor to your day.

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All I knew was that he was a guy and I assumed he'd be carrying something i.e. I stood around the coffeehouse with my Italian dictionary clearly visible, looking for an unaccompanied guy.You look good poppy but now you look fa bu where did that butt come from Please pass me my sunglasses your smile is just too bright If looks were money you'd be the whole buck 25Lets dance diva I know you have more moves then a fat boy with the runs Ay Poppy do a spin let me see all your delicious self I'm not a guy but if I were I'd be bi for you Recently, a friend introduced me to a guy, we didn't have too much interraction , but that still didn't stop him from coming up to me at the end of the night and saying: So babe, are you ready to go? you look so good in those pants you are making me think straight What did you go and put a dress like that on!you make all other girls here look like refuges Mommy if you could close your eyes other girls would have a chance they are too pretty. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? We agreed to meet at a coffeehouse and just before I arrived I realized I had no idea what he looked like and he hadn't asked what I looked like. I could do this any time I saw a cute guy with whom I wanted to start a conversation!

Only ones a guy has said to meif you don't give me your number I will go home and cryyou look soo soft and sweet you must be the ginger bread man's sister Why don't you have any kids Ms Wendy? My Dad's always right (I'm sure this counts his dad was right there)if i say you have a kissable mouth will you hold it against meouch! I was contacted via email by a guy who was playing Mozart in the play Amadeus and he needed coaching on how to pronounce some lines in Italian. I walked up to him and in Italian I asked, "Excuse me, but are you looking for a woman who speaks Italian? Finally, the guy I was looking for did arrive but I thought, wow, what a gimmick!

Okay, so that just may be one of the weirdest analogies that I've ever made but it's still true.