Dating for culture lovers
Dutch women are, in the opinion of the shallow man, the most predatory women on planet earth.
The Dutch female selects the man she is interested in with the precision of a special forces sniper, aiming at a target.
Therefore, at considerable risk to my bespoke tailored three piece suit wearing self, I have put together a list of deadly mistakes to avoid when dating Dutch men.
My advice will no doubt upset some, and if I am captured by a posse of angry Dutch men with lion king hairstyles and am forced to sit through hours of music from Tiesto, Fedde La Grand and Armin van Buuren, i’ll look into the eyes of my enemies and shout, sodemieter op, jullie domme kakkers! Dutch men, are probably the luckiest of their species on planet earth.
The previously charming Dutchmen then breaks out into a cold sweat and looks at the bill, at you, at the bill, then at you again, and there is a silence so deep that you can hear the female mice in the cafe coughing. Do not under any circumstances expect him to pay your part of the bill.
This is indeed a deadly mistake, if you are hoping to see your Dutch lion again, be a good antelope and suggest quickly that you’ll split the bill.
” At which point the response was “you dirty man, you get out now!
Because of this, expat women, often end up making the following deadly mistakes when dating a Dutch man. In many countries it’s quite normal during the course of a date to flirt with each other.